With the ‘saga’ of Mata’s move from Chelsea to UTD being a constant source of ‘Breaking news’ for longer than it took God to make the earth. We thought we share 5 things which would, but only just slightly make the whole thing a bit more interesting, if the news outlets talked about these instead.
1) This puddle, we are sure it was bigger yesterday, perhaps that yellow ball thing in the sky might have something to do with its demise. Will Mata miss that yellow thing even more in Manchester?
2) This picture of a skull light we drunkenly took in Camden last night. Wow it’s freaky. But Mata will have to buy a new gaff, perhaps he’ll like these?
3) Are robots becoming more human or humans are becoming more like robots? Either way seeing these in Waterloo station made us wonder how Mata will finally get to Manchester.
4) We would all love a pet, but London Life is generally so hectic, not that it has been for Mata this season. But just in case he isn’t loved in Manchester we recommend he gets a cat.
5). We are guessing Mata won’t know about the fashion sense in Manchester, so if we could convince him to wear these when he finally signs in 2019, it would make the whole thing worthwhile!
But now it’s all over we can imagine them doing a bit of a dance.